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Yo' Moma is So....

 

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 $9.95

Yo' Moma is so....

1042 insults, comebacks, putdowns & wisecracks about yo' whole family.

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Nuns Having Fun

2008 Calendar

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 $14.95

Nuns Having Fun 2008 Calendar

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What Shat That?

 

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 $12.95

What Shat That?

A Pocket Guide to Poop Identity- Matching Feces With Their Species

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Famous Last Words

 

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 $9.95

Famous Last Words

Fond Farewells, Deathbed Diatribes & Exclamations upon Expirations

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Pocket Flyers

 

item  41292

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 $7.95

Pocket Flyers

Paper Airplane Book~ Make Your Own.

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How to Shit in the Woods

 

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How to Shit in the Woods

When nature calls... observant caution is always the recommended approach in tpicking out a place to relieve oneself.

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Worst-Case Scenario Almanac

Great Outdoors

 

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Worst-Case Scenario Almanac Great Outdoors

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Field Guide to the North American Bird

 

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Fieled Guide to the North American Bird

Let Your Finger do the Talking.  There is one gesture that transcends language, race gender & age... the bird.  Step by step illustrations for more than 50 ways to give someone the finger.

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Shit Happens, The Book

 

item  41294

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Shit Happens, The Book

Regrettable Realities that really happened.

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I Bitch, Therefore I Am

 

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I Bitch, Therefore I Am

An outrageous compilation of cheeky wit, daring philosophy & giddy impertinence.

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Damn Straight I Keep Score

Notepad

 

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Damn Straight I Keep Score Notepad\

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Medicated & Motivated Notepad

 

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Medicated & Motivated Notepad

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I Live in Fantasyland

Notepad

 

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I Live in Fantasyland Notepad

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Damn Straight I Keep Score

Notepad

 

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Damn Straight I Keep Score Notepad

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Teens Cook

 

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Teens Cook

How to Cook What You Want To Eat

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Worst Case Scenario

Survival Handbook

Life

item 34416

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$15.95

Worst Case Scenario Survival Handbook Life

How to survive everyday crises:

Sand in Swimsuit

Dog Poop on Shoe

Hayfever

Bird Trapped in house

Awkward Elevator Silence

and 600 other day-to-day calamities.

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Perfect Waves

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$27.50

Perfect Waves

The Search for the perfect wave is eternal and limitless.  A surfer may find it in any of the far flung corners of the world.  This book is a guide and a paean to these evanescent oceanic apparitions.  It combines breathtaking photographs of these liquid wonders of the world with insights on the science of oceans and the movement of water in nature.  Form Hawaii to Tahiti, Australia to Morocco and beyond.

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Photo/Stoner

The Rise, Fall & Mysterious

Disappearance of Surfing's Greatest Photographer

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Photo/Stoner

The Rise, Fall & Mysterious

Disappearance of Surfing's Greatest Photographer

 

In 1965, Ron Stoner was the best surf photographer in the business.  He captured the balmy beaches, bikini clad girls and achingly beautiful waves of Southern California in the full technicolor they desrved.    When Stoner set up his Century 1000 mm  lens beachside to shoot, all the hot locals would paddle out to show off their moves.  Stoner turned these local guys into heros in the pages of Surfer Magazine. 

Then, at the zenith of his career, Stoner stumbled off this sunny stage into drug use and mental illness.  By 1977 he was declared missing.  In 1999 he was declared dead.  His photos disappeared into the Surfer archives for decades until now.

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Inside Maverick's

A Portrait of a Monster Wave

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$35.00

Inside Maverick's

A Portrait of a Monster Wave

The takeoff zone in the bowl is only 15 or 20 feet wide,  covering both the left and the right.  Swells march in as big, fat lumps, the double in size and fold over themselves as they hit the shelf.  Within this zone, each wave has a 3 to 5 foot "ramp" or makeable entry point, with a 1 to 2 second window of opportunity.  The location of the ramp changes with every wave; sometimes it's not there at all.  There is a 99.9% wipeout survival rate at Maverick's.

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Peanut Butter & Co.

Cookbook

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$16.95

Peanut Butter & Co. Cookbook

Recipes from the world's nuttiest sandwich shop.  Next time your in New York check it out in the Village.  Their chocolate peanut butter rocks!

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College Humor

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$23.95

College Humor

Selling Kidneys for Beer Money

Sleep with your Professors & other really good ideas.

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Hippie Dictionary

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$19.95

A Cultural Encyclopedia of the 1960's & 1970's

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Caribbean Cocktails

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Caribbean Cocktails

The ultimate island escape- tasty, tropical cocktails are just an ice cube's throw away!  The Rats at Funky Beat met Jennifer Thompson the Author at a book signing party in New York.  Yes, we sampled these incredible drinks first hand!  Forget your friends, buy this one for yourself.

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Who Cut the Cheese?

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Who Cut the Chees?

A Cultural History of the Fart.

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Blame it on the Dog

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Blame it on the Dog

A modern history of the fart.

Did you know that James Joyce liked to smell his wife's farts?  That some fish communicate by expelling gas?  That's just a whiff of what's in this breathtaking book.

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How to be HAPPY, dammit

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How to be HAPPY, dammit

a cynic's guide to spiritual happiness

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Urban Babies Wear Black

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Urban Babies Wear Black

It's a very cute book for hip babies with cool parents.

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Party Shots

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Party Shots

Recipes for jigglw-iscious fun

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Campfire Cuisine

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Campfire Cuisine

Gourmet recipes for the great outdoors.

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Superman Handbook

item 34412

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$15.95

How to Tackle a Criminal

How to Stop a Runaway Train

How to Save Someone From a Teetering Car & More!

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Rhinos Who Surf

item 34410

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Rhinos Who Surf

Hang-Ten with some way rad rhinos as they shoot the tube & smack the lip!  Complete with a glossary of surfing lingo.  Tested on a cool 4 year old who surfs and she loves it! 

A Da' Rat Favorite!!

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